jokes

This little Glasgow joke book is filled with 100 great one liners. Perfect pocket size to take with you anywhere. • Fuctifano – polite response when the Glaswegian can’t answer a question • Dentist settles wee wummin in chair and asks: “Comfy?” “Govan,” she replies • Don’t mess with Glasgow people. They are temperamental. Half temper and half mental • Edinburgh and Glasgow – the difference, when a gun goes off in Edinburgh its one o’clock • A fart is your arse applauding • Three Weegies went to a fancy dress party dressed as a giant sandwich. They managed to get home in wan piece • What do you call an illegitimate Glasgow insect – a wee fly bastard